Theatre kid problems

• When you go rambling on about these guys called Prouvaire, Joly, Lesgles, and Bahorel and your friends don't know who you're talking about.
• When you tell your friend "Bye bye Bailey" as a reference to "Bye bye Birdie" but they look at you like you're wacko.
• When you breaking into song over phrases "At the end of the day" "Where is he?" and "I need your shoe to have a child!" gets strange looks from friends.
• When people make fun of you for carrying the brick around everywhere.
• When Dancing At The Gym isn't cool anymore.
• When you point out Captain America's girlfriend has been dead for years and the girls gang up on you.
• When you point out Enjy has more swag than Louis, Zayn, and Harry combine and the girls gang up on you.
• When you scream in the hallways "VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!!!" and the teachers gang up on you.
• When people tell you Gangnam is more popular than tap.
• When people tell you Ramin is ugly and you go off on a tangent.
• When people don't believe you can go that low.
• Believe it, I'm a freaking tenor-alto.  

Tenor-also swagging.