Black Friday Madness

WOW. I was doing some research for a piece I was writing about how coconuts kill more people than sharks do, and I found something amazing. More people get killed in black friday stampedes than by sharks. Actually, only about 5-15 people get killed by sharks every year. 550 get killed on black friday.

R.I.P to you all. </3

Spreeing. A short post.

I went to the library today, the most sacred place on earth.
And then I saw the Oliver Nocturne books. 5 of them.
AND I GRABBED THEM OF COURSE!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL I'M GOING TO BE DOING TODAY!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Mock a Killingbird

*swoons*

Yes, that is how I MUST start off my post.

This book is freaking awesome.

FREAKING AWESOME.

FREAKING AWESOME.

You have seriously got to read this.
It is awesomeeeeee!!!!
We all want someone like Atticus in life.

Or...maybe it's just me.
But this is seriously a book about the triumph of the human spirit.

This was truly brilliant, and it's a great book for young readers because of it's POV.
Of course, there's the 'issue' of the trial and all but it really has a brilliant main plot and intriguing sub-plot.

AND WE ALL LOVE BOO, OF COURSE!



Will you take me home...?

Ignore.

There's a lot of stuff I could say right now.

I won't.

But I'll just say two things.

1. -$16 trillion.

2. -9.0%

Musical people who kinda remind me of each other

 

The Tell-Tale Heart

I just realized I was supposed to publish this in October.

Oops.

Anyways, here is my "review" on The Tell-Tale Heart by the greatest poet ever, Jehan. I mean...uh...Edgar Allen Poe.
Yeah.

Let me start off by saying: YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS!

Poe creates magic in words itself!
If you are a total bibliophile this is a must read! And while you're at it, read The Raven too!

I love how Poe combines juuuuust the right amount of darkness in his stories.
I love dark stories, and these are just perfect.
If you were to compare them to One Direction, the ratio would be 1000:1.
(And this is on a basis that Science:One Direction would be about 35:1.)
It's just THAT GOOD.
If my friend who is obsessed with the Wrong Direction would read them, she would get annoyed that I still hate them but she'd have to agree EDGAR ALLEN POE IS AWESOME.
Just saying.

Quoth the Raven: There is only One Direction they're going, and that is down.

TEEHEE!
Speaking of TEEHEE, this is totally random but you've got to see these.

Another best story EVER

Once upon a time there was a wizard named Eriky. And he had a sister named Loony Potter. Together they made a school called "Pigwarts." Then Loony sat next to Christine the cyclops maiden.

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" she asked.

"Nico the rock brought me back to life," said Christine the cyclops maiden. Then Nico the rock appeared and yelled, "Where are the toilets?!?! I have explosive diarrhea!!"

Then Nico the rock sniffed and ran into the wall. Loony Potter laughed and accidentally threw her spectra-specs at Nico. Nico farted and yelled, "Can you conjure me a toilet?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!"

Then Bailey Granger appeared and conjured a mini-toilet. Then Eriky asked everyone if they had forgotten about him in song.

"♪ Have you forgotten about me Christine?♪" And Christine the cyclops maiden yelled:

"Stranger danger!" Then Eriky pulled of his mask and the whole room screamed with fear. And Nico the rock screamed like a little girl.

"♪ I thought you had explosive diarrhea?♪" Then everyone jumped like crazed snails. Then Loony hurt her foot.

THE END

This post is specifically for YOU, Bay.

BAAAILEY.
Hi.
So.
Remember the movie we were freaking out about?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower...?
Yeah...?
The one with Emma Watson and her American accent?
That one.
Well.
I went to watch it.
Yesterday.
With my friend who I told you visited me last summer.
Who still likes fairies.
So....
It's PG13.
And I thought:
I'm 13. I can watch it fine.
Right?
Nope.
It was a good movie and all,
but it should not be rated PG13.
Don't see it.
I'm warning you.
I mean, I'm not affected by all that stuff that much
because I've already been exposed to all of it
but that's because of the perv boys at CIS.
So you shouldn't see it.
If the language wasn't bad enough,
they copied EVERY SINGLE TOPIC.
Seriously.
I'm not kidding.
It included:
serious swearing,
drugs,
alcohol,
boy-on-boy,
child abuse,
the death of the protagonist's best friend,
-TOTALLY REMINDED ME OF KYLE. :'(-
and way too much kissing.
So.
It was good.
But not for you.
Preserve your innocent mind.
Kidding.
But seriously,
we'll go see it together again.
When we're at least 16.
Miss you.
It might snow later.
Brrr.
Love,
Your Angel of Music.


<3

Over and OVER and OVER.

I forgot this video.

Any LesMis fans will LOVE this.

I found it, and it's impossible to watch just once.

Let me pinpoint my favorite things for you.

0:44, with Max von Essen as Enjolras.

1:03, with Leonardo Luiz as Enjolras.

And last but definitely not least, 1:22 with Victor Wallace as Enjolras.

Let me know what you think and I just know you're going to crack up!

Theatre kid problems

• When you go rambling on about these guys called Prouvaire, Joly, Lesgles, and Bahorel and your friends don't know who you're talking about.
• When you tell your friend "Bye bye Bailey" as a reference to "Bye bye Birdie" but they look at you like you're wacko.
• When you breaking into song over phrases "At the end of the day" "Where is he?" and "I need your shoe to have a child!" gets strange looks from friends.
• When people make fun of you for carrying the brick around everywhere.
• When Dancing At The Gym isn't cool anymore.
• When you point out Captain America's girlfriend has been dead for years and the girls gang up on you.
• When you point out Enjy has more swag than Louis, Zayn, and Harry combine and the girls gang up on you.
• When you scream in the hallways "VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!!!" and the teachers gang up on you.
• When people tell you Gangnam is more popular than tap.
• When people tell you Ramin is ugly and you go off on a tangent.
• When people don't believe you can go that low.
• Believe it, I'm a freaking tenor-alto.  

Tenor-also swagging.