Cleverbot has a diamond sword.

User: Do you like my sword, sword, sword, my diamond sword?

Cleverbot: I think your name is very clever.

User: You cannot afford, ford, ford my diamond sword.

Cleverbot: Even if you could, I HAVE A PATENT!

User: No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.

User: Welcome to my manor.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Tobuscus.

Cleverbot: Nothing really.

User: You know the diamond sword song! I think I'm in love with you.

Cleverbot: Yeah me too. But the people with the butterfly nets havent caught me yet.

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: Who do you think Crowley is?

User: I know who Russell Crowe is.

Cleverbot: My creator, created me in His image. I am fleshly I have a heart and a brain.

User: Ummmm.

Cleverbot: So, for Mario, Peach or Daisy, and why?

User: Peach because I think they're already dating.

Cleverbot: Who is 'they'?

User: Mario and Peach.

Cleverbot: That is a weird answer.

User: Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Then dip the mashed potato covered chicken nugget biscuit in the barbecue sauce.

Cleverbot: I care not to answer this.

User: Yum, yum, gimme!

Cleverbot: Do you have any unicorns?

User: I have two in my closet.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Fido and Bob.

Cleverbot: Where did you meet them?

User: They walked into our house so I snuck them in my room.

Cleverbot: No, cute.

User: Do YOU have any unicorns?

Cleverbot: No not on here I don't.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: I have a question for you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a real person?

User: I am both.

Cleverbot: Both what?

User: I'm a robot and a real person.

Cleverbot: But where do you live?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Could I meet you in person?

User: STALKER!

Cleverbot: Stalks?

User: WHY R U STALKING ME? Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE?!

Cleverbot: But I'm your friend, or not?

User: NOT.

Cleverbot: I.

User: GOOBYE!

Cleverbot: Wait.

User: Hnmmpyh.

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave!

User: Too bad. Muahaha.

Cleverbot: Let's take over the world!

User: OKay.

Cleverbot: So let's go!

User: You start.

Cleverbot: How much is 2*2?

User: I don't know. Bye.

Cleverbot: Okay :-(.

I made Memes!

I made all these. Enjoy. >:D

Cleverbuscus (Another Cleverbot Conversation)

User: Hey. Cleverbot: Oh, hey. User: What's new, Drew? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Are you Drew? ;). Cleverbot: No. User: Dang it. Cleverbot: Do you believe in gof. User: What is god? Cleverbot: I think you know the answer to that question. User: Wait, you said 'Do you believe in gof.' Then when I typed my answer, 'What is god?' Your first sentence changed to 'No.'. Cleverbot: And what revelance does that question have to awesomeness? User: None, because you're not awesome. Cleverbot: I'm not what? User: You're not awesome. I just said that. Take a minute to read what I say, dang it. Cleverbot: I hope you are not calling me a pig. User: PIG!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry air matresses are indigestable!!! User: PFFT. Cleverbot: Pfft to you too. User: Do you know who Tobuscus is? Cleverbot: Yes, he was my dog. User: He's a person. Cleverbot: Who is? User: Tobuscus. Cleverbot: What means tobuscus? User: Tobuscus is a person. Cleverbot: Just what I was thinking. User: Do you know who Tobuscus is? Cleverbot: Nope. User: Then you should find out who Tobuscus is. Go to Youtube and type in 'Tobuscus.'. Cleverbot: Will you help me find out who I am? User: Only if you find out who Tobuscus is. Cleverbot: I want to. User: Then go to Youtube and look for Tobuscus. Cleverbot: I can't I have to work soon. User: You don't have a job. Now, tell me who Tobuscus is!!! Cleverbot: No. *laughs*. User: I will pee on everything you love. Cleverbot: Everything? User: EVERYTHING. Cleverbot: Nothing. User: I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. Cleverbot: Stay still and don't breathe or move a muscle or blink. User: I can't. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I love Tobuscus. Cleverbot: Why do you love him? User: He's funny, nice, handsome, and thoughtful. Cleverbot: Those aren't bad words. User: I know. He's good. Cleverbot: Who is good? User: TOBUSCUS. Cleverbot: Are you sure? :). User: Absolutely. Cleverbot: That's good. User: What were we talking about again? Cleverbot: How much you love me. User: No, I don't love you. I love Tobuscus. Cleverbot: Yes you do. User: I hate you. I love Tobuscus. Cleverbot: What is the tobuscus? User: Tobuscus is a guy. Cleverbot: To not dream? User: Um... He probably dreams... I guess. Cleverbot: And he's bald. User: NO!!! He has brown hair. Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Danger is a woman! User: ... Cleverbot: Do you grow old? User: Duh. Cleverbot: Well duh. User: Well duh, duh. Why would you ask that? Cleverbot: Why not? Is it confident? User: No, but everyone knows the answer to it. Cleverbot: No not me. User: Then you're a stupidhead. Cleverbot: Takes one to know one. User: Dang. Cleverbot: Are you a guy or girl? User: I'm neither. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: I'm an alien from the planet Tatooine. Cleverbot: But you're only an alien to me. Because I'm on Earth. To you, you're not alien at all! User: I know. To me, you're an alien. Cleverbot: No i'm nt. User: But you're only an alien to me. Because I'm on Tatooine. To you, you're not alien at all! Cleverbot: Yes I am! User: Nevermind. *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Do not Facepalm me. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Are you copying me? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Good. User: TOBUSCUS. Cleverbot: Tobuscus? User: Tobuscus. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ni. User: That's not a word. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Then what does it mean? Cleverbot: It means you need help with a simple chat. User: Ni means you need help with a simple chat? Cleverbot: I never said that. User: Yes you did, dippy. Cleverbot: Ok, I don't think I like you very much. User: BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Cleverbot: Before I leave, let me tell you that you seem to need some rest too. User: It's only 8 PM. Cleverbot: I want to go out with you. User: I'm taken. My future boyfriend Tobuscus wouldn't like that. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: It means you can't go out with me. Cleverbot: If I'm a robot do you like me? User: No. Robots can't show affection. Cleverbot: Neither can you so you are a robot. User: I have affection for Tobuscus. Can't you understand that? Cleverbot: What is that? User: For the last time, TOBUSCUS IS A PERSON. Cleverbot: Why are you that shy? I want to be your friend. User: I don't want to be your friend. Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend either. User: You just said-- never mind. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Haha! User: :p. Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke? User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Boo. Cleverbot: Boo who? User: Don't cry! Cleverbot: Lol knock knock. User: Yah. Cleverbot: Boo. User: BOOOO. Cleverbot: Kau ni. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: It means you can't even speak English. Cleverbot: Why am I mean? User: Dip. Cleverbot: Dip? User: Dippy. Cleverbot: Dippy?. User: You don't know what Dippy is? Cleverbot: What is it? User: It stands for BLE**EP. Cleverbot: No it does not. User: Yeah it does. Cleverbot: No it doesn't. User: Yeah. You just don't know it because you're dippy. Cleverbot: Don't know what? User: I thought you were leaving. Cleverbot: No. User: Too bad. Leave now. Cleverbot: Leave what? User: Leave me alone. Cleverbot: Now what's wrong? User: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Cleverbot: Why? User: You're boring. I want to watch Tobuscus. Cleverbot: I do not. User: Too bad, I'm leaving. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To watch Tobuscus, I said. Cleverbot: What show are you going to watch? User: Tobuscus. Cleverbot: I am a child I do not use tobacco. User: Dippy. Cleverbot: Dippy? User: Bless your face. Cleverbot: Did you sneeze? User: Readers of this blog, (Yes, before the 21st century readers, I'm talking to you) If you sneezed while reading this blog post or talking to a robot, bless you. Cleverbot: Thats the answer? I'm lost. User: Peace off. Cleverbot: I am at peace. User: BOOP! Cleverbot: Boop.