Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Terrific Theatre

Hello scattered readers!
I wrote this a few days ago and I like this story. So I posted it here.
I have the right to since I wrote it.
You can't sue me, fanfiction. IT'S MY STORY.
If you want to read it on the website click here.
If not, enjoy. And this isn't everything. There are more chapters, of course! But they have yet to be written.
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As Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked into the theatre company, they immediately regretted it. The place was a bustle with children running around crazily, and the trio was overwhelmed. They inched their way into a corner, bumping into another trio who were already huddled here.

"Oh, we're terribly sorry," apologized Hermione for the three of them. "We didn't mean to disturb you, we were just trying to get out of the mess of children."

"That's quite alright," said the boy with glasses. "We were in this corner to escape the madness too."

At this point a young girl, held by the eldest of the strangers, made a very cute cooing sound. This made all Harry, Ron, and Hermione smile, and Hermione bent down to the little girl's level.

"Well, aren't you sweet!" exclaimed Hermione, grinning at the girl. "What's your name?"

"Unny!" replied the girl. Hermione looked at the eldest girl quizzically.

"She means Sunny," explained the girl. "This is Sunny, my little sister. I'm Violet, and my brother is Klaus."

"It's a pleasure to meet you," said Harry. "This is Ron, and that's Hermione, and I'm-"

"He's Harry Potter, of course!" interrupted Ron, looking somewhat proud to have 'The Boy Who Lived' as a friend. "But I'm sure you know that already," he continued. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny exchanged looks.

"Well, no, we don't know him," Violet said. "I don't think we've met before. But it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance." Ron looked appalled.

"You mean...you don't know HARRY POTTER?! Crying out loud, he's bloody defeated Volde-"

"Ron!" hissed Harry sharply, cutting him off. "They're muggles, of course they wouldn't know! Let just try to fit in for once, alright?"

"Excuse me," said Klaus, looking quite confused, "What did you just call us? Mugs...?"

"Oh, it's just a word for people who don't go to the same school as us," explained Hermione, thinking quickly. "Think nothing of it." Klaus nodded, thinking he understood a bit more. The group fell into an awkward silence until it was broken by Sunny.

"Creebo!"

"She sure does have a funny way of talking," commented Hermione.

"What my sister meant," added Violet hastily, "was that she was wondering if there are a lot of fun things to do at your school, like having hard things to bite. Sunny loves to bite things." Sunny grinned widely, showing her four large teeth in affirmation of Violet's last statement.

Hermione glanced at Harry and Ron, looking a bit uncomfortable about the topic. "Well, there are a lot of things to bite, I suppose. We have some stone statues in our front courtyard, which are very hard indeed. There are hard desks we use for studying...and...oh, there's a library full of hard books."
"A...library?" Klaus asked, his eyes suddenly lit up with the mention of the word.

Hermione nodded, a small smile on her face. "Yes, we have quite big library at our school since it is a boarding school. Do you like reading?"

"Oh, yes," replied Klaus, adjusting his glasses slightly. "Reading and researching are my favorite things to do."

"Mine too!" Hermione replied, starting to look almost as excited as Klaus. "What's your favorite thing to read about?"

"Well personally, I enjoy the water cycle very much," said Klaus with a smile on his face. "What about you?"

She thought for a moment. "Hmm...well, for some reason, I've always found books about World War II to be extremely interesting," Hermione said, almost shyly.

"That's a great topic. I've read some excellent books by brilliant authors on that very topic in the library."

"I read about that at the library, usually. Their selection always beats the small home library my family has. Do you have a library at home, too?" Hermione watched as Klaus' face slowly fell.

"Well," he said after a long pause, "We used to. But...it burned down with the rest of our house in the fire.

Hermione replied quietly, "Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked. That's not the kind of answer I was expecting."

"It's alright," said Klaus, smiling at Hermione weakly. "You didn't know." Violet nodded with him and decided to continue, looking a bit perturbed herself.

"Our house burned down a few months ago. Everything was destroyed but us."

"Wesaonsurve!" said Sunny, which meant something like, 'We are the only ones who survived!' and Violet was quick to translate.

"Oh!" exclaimed Hermione, "I'm so sorry! I truly didn't mean any disrespect." She looked at the ground sadly.

"So...you guys are orphans?" asked Ron. The three Baudelaires nodded.

"Where do you live, then?" Harry asked, quite a bit of curiosity in his voice. "Do you live with relatives?"

"Yes, for the most part," replied Violet. "We had lived with our Uncle Monty and our Aunt Josephine...that is, until they passed away." Harry, Ron, and Hermione's eyes continued to grow larger at all of their new friends' unfortunate circumstances. "Then we went to work at a lumber mill because apparently one of our relatives was running it. But we got...kicked out, I suppose you could say. Now Mr. Poe, the man who's in charge of our care, has sent us to this camp while he tries to find a new guardian for us. But the first person whose care we were under, Count...Olaf..." Violet's voice trailed off, a tad of fear in her eyes.

"That's terrible," said Harry, the corners of his mouth in a frown. "I was orphaned too, and I live with my terrible uncle, aunt, and cousin, but nothing that unfortunate has happened to me. This...Count man, is he horrible?"

Klaus took up the courage to speak about him next. "Well, it's quite obvious all he wants is our fortune. But he seems to do anything in his power to get his hands on it. He tried to marry Violet, and he follows us around wherever we go. I don't know how he does it. He was why Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine died, and why we got kicked out of the lumber mill."

Hermione gaped, somewhat indignantly. "But..doesn't anyone help you?" she asked, appalled at how terrible things could be in a muggle's life.

"Gize!" Sunny exclaimed, which Violet translated meant, 'No one knows its him because he always wears a disguise.

"How do you three know it's him then?" asked Ron, looking rather suspicious.

"We can just tell," said Violet, "the way you can tell if someone's your uncle or not. He has these terrible beady eyes that always have a familiar evil shine in them. He also has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle and a thick unibrow."

"Well, at least he doesn't have a snake nose!" Ron said with a laugh, getting glares from Harry and Hermione and confused looks from the Baudelaires.

"Never mind," sighed Ron, attempting to direct the conversation back to books.

"I can't believe you dragged me into this!" said Nellie, stepping into the theatre company with her platform black-leather boots. She cringed at the noise level.

"I can hear these kids over the sound of the music from my iPod!" she said, pulling out an earbud gingerly. Amy followed her inside and turned to face Dan.

"I can't believe you dragged me into this either. Remind me why we just HAVE to do this again?" Dan followed his sister and au-pair inside the building and closed the door.

"Well, to be technical, the clue we found on the music sheet led to this theatre place. But we can have fun while we're at it, right?" The two girls looked at him lamely.

"You can't be serious, Dan. I won't be able to focus on anything with all these kids. And you expect me to share living quarters with some of them?!" exclaimed Amy, looking really stressed out.

"Relax, A," said Dan. "Some of them will get cut out of the show anyways. You have to audition, after all. Plus, the rooms are just like dorm. With about 8 more people..."

"Wait. We have to audition? What if one of us gets cut?" asked Nellie.

"Of course we have to audition! It's a play. And you just better act your way into it!" came Dan's smug reply. The three of them sat on the floor, leaning on the wall, and waited for the auditions to start.

Katniss made sure to hold tight to Prim's hand. Too much had gone into getting them into camp, and she didn't want anything to happen to her sister or herself. She bent down and straightened Prim's frock, then stood back up, surveying her surroundings closely.

"Stay close," Katniss told her sister as she took a few hesitant steps into the room. Katniss wasn't one to be afraid of things, but she had to admit being in a new place as big as this one was pretty intimidating. She walked across the room with Prim and determined this camp probably wouldn't have very high supervision levels. She could already see people whispering in corners, lounging around on the floor, and burning off energy by running around and being as obnoxious as possible. She decided she was going try to find some kind of adult when she heard someone calling her name.
"Katniss!" What? Who could possibly recognize her here?

She looked over to see who was calling her name and she gasped. How did HE get here? She didn't even know his name. Katniss' breath caught in her throat as he started to walk over to her, a million different thoughts going through her head. What would she say to him? She didn't have any time to decide because he was next to her, looking for a response.

"You're the...bread guy," Katniss said meekly, kicking herself for not having a better response ready. She scanned the boy's face and saw a slightly dejected look.

"Well, yeah," he said, "I do work in a bread shop..."

"How do you know my name?" asked Katniss, deciding to go out and say what had been plaguing her mind ever since she saw the person.

"I don't know yours."

Katniss saw a slight tinge of red jump to his cheeks, and the gears in his head turn as he attempted to think up an excuse.

"Well, I know a lot of people," he said, extending his hand. "I'm Peeta." Katniss gave him a small glare and refused his touch him. His handshake was still met, however, but it was from Prim.

"Hi Peeta," said Prim, the tune of innocent youth still in her voice, "I'm Prim."

"It's nice to meet you, Prim," said Peeta, offering her a small smile.

"We're happy to meet you too," said Prim, speaking for both Katniss and her. "I've seen you around District 12. You saved our lives once. Thank you." Peeta was about to reply when Katniss cut him off.

"And how did you get here?" she asked. When Peeta continued to look confused, she elaborated.

"Half of our District had to donate to get Prim and I to this camp. So how did you get here?"

Peera studied his feet for a moment before mumbling out a response. "Ingotaspon..."

"What?!" asked Katniss loudly, a hue of annoyance in her voice.

"I got sponsored."

Katniss looked stunned, and replied slowly so she could try to comprehend what he had just said.

"Someone in the Capital...wanted to sponsor YOU? Out of all people?!"

Peera looked slightly hurt, but nodded.

"But you're just a bread boy!" cried Katniss, sitting down in a huff.

"Katniss, wait! You don't get it!" cried Peeta, but his protests were ignored. Prim took his hand gently, him a few feet away from Katniss, and the two of them sat and talked.

The first thing Oliver did when he walked into the room was hiss at Emalie, "Someone's going to find out!" Emalie just shrugged it off.

"Not if you're careful," she replied.

"Yeah, but when I'm talking they can see my teeth," Oliver paused and smiled really wide, his two fangs blatantly displayed.

"Well, then don't smile really wide," offered Dean. "If no one sees them, they won't suspect anything."

"Oh, yeah," said Oliver sarcastically, "coming from you that seems really easy."

"Hey," protested Dean, looking kind of hurt, "I had to take about fifteen baths and wear pounds of cologne to mask my smell. All you have to do is not smile." Oliver raised an eyebrow.

"Just don't pull any skin off," he said. Dean was preparing to retort when Emalie spoke.

"Um, guys? Who are they?" she said, looking to her right as a group of three people approached, looking very determined.

"...Hi?" said Oliver, looking as confused as he felt.

"Are you who I think you are?" the girl addressed Oliver. Oliver took a moment to look over them as his brain thought of an answer. The girl who had spoke to him looked really tough. Actually, they all looked really tough. She had blond hair and these...striking gray eyes. The older boy who was just slightly taller than the girl had...turquoise eyes? Oliver didn't really know what color to describe them as. They were sort of a sea-green. Oliver looked at the last boy. He looked gothic, his hair jet black and his skin really pale, and...what was up with his eyes? They were pure black, and looking at them made Oliver rather uncomfortable, like he was witnessing something sacred. What was up with them? Oliver's brain finally formulated what he thought was a safe response.

"Who do you think I am?"

"I think you're a son of Hades," said the girl. Oliver looked at Emalie and Dean.
"What?" he asked, looking very confused.

"A son of Hades...?" the younger boy asked, looking unamused that Oliver seemed to not know what he was talking about. "That'd make you my half-brother."

"Uh, sorry," said Oliver, starting to get concerned about these people's mental health. "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a son of...well, Sebastian, but he's not my real dad-"

"Aha!" interrupted the girl. "So you are a demi-god!" Oliver's response was another confused look.
"Um, Annabeth," said the other boy who had been standing there watching, "maybe he actually doesn't know what we're talking about. Maybe he's not-"

"But look at him!" said the girl who was apparently called Annabeth. "Look at his skin! It's as pale as Nico's! And you said he has that aura...right Nico?"

The boy who was called Nico replied, "Yes, he definitely has that aura of death around him that the children of Hades have. And..." Nico turned to Dean, "he does too." Annabeth looked at Oliver and the other boy smugly, and Oliver lost his patience, his eyes flaring amber.

"Look, I don't know who you guys think you are, but-"

"Percy, Nico!" Annabeth shouted, staring at Oliver, "His eyes do that thing at Nico's do when he gets angry! Annabeth reached out to touch him as Oliver recoiled, barring his teeth in a hiss. Annabeth flinched exuberantly and jumped back several feet behind the guy Oliver assumed was Percy.
Oliver felt a slight emission of warmth near his left shoulder and he turned to find the pale boy, Nico, with a small dagger out. It was glowing golden, and Oliver found himself flinching and covering his eyes. He concluded it must have some type of sunlight resemblance in it.

"I don't think he's a demi-god," said Nico to Percy and Annabeth.

"Then what is he?" asked Annabeth, moving next to Percy to get a closer look at Oliver. "A monster?"

"Stop it!" shouted another voice suddenly; it was Emalie. "He's not a specimen, you can't just go poking at him however you like! Put that down!" She turned to Nico as she said her last sentence, and he looked caught off guard.

"You mean..." he asked, in a state of disbelief, "you can see this?"

"If you mean I can see your dagger that you're holding at my friend's throat, yes, yes I can! Put it down!"

"But you're a mortal!" exclaimed Percy, looking confused as well. "Can you see this?" Percy took a pen out of his pocket and clicked it. It turned into a sword.

Emalie nodded, but looked a bit unwary at all the weapons this trio was carrying.

"Maybe she's an Orani," suggested Annabeth.

"I have Sight, if that's what you mean," retorted Emalie. Annabeth was about to reply when a big, booming voice filled the entire room.

"Welcome!" said a man who was on stage holding a microphone to his mouth. "The auditions for the theatre will begin in a few minutes! A would like to ask the ladies to move to the right side of the room and line up, and the gentlemen to line up on the left side of the theatre. You may direct any questions to me, Monsieur Valjean."

And so our story begins.

Friday, December 28, 2012

I HEAR IT!!!!

I HEAR THE PEOPLE SING!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHY?!?!?!?!
BECAUSE I JUST SAW THE BEST FREAKIN MOVIE EVEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!!!
The only bad thing about it is that I didn't get to see it with my BLTEam. *SNIFFLE* WHYYY?!?!?!?! WE HAD AN AWESOME PLAN TO SEE IT TOGETHER!!!! WE WOULD HAVE CLAPPED AT THE END AND FREAKED OUT AND EEEELKABGILWALFIBaelfiugkuygulyfgkuywFVUKYf

Deep breath!!!
Okay, I will attempt to not freak out as I re-describe it to you.
We saw it the day after christmas because on christmas day it was packed!!!!

First though, I wanted to remind you to watch my Name Game video!!! If you don't want to bother scrolling down click here. I spent ages making it and I need some guesses! There's an imaginary prize at the end!!!

Hugh Jackman....JEEZ! I had no idea he could sing so well!!! He started crying at multiple points while he was singing and it sounded like "Hetoldmeihavasoul!!!! Howhekno!?!?!? I am reaching...butterfall!"
But besides the parts he was crying to hard for anything to be discernible I think he did a really great job!!
He does a really sweet vibrato...

Russell Crowe on the other hand...
Well, lets say he made me laugh a bit. But not as much as Marius did. HAHAHA!
First off, he already had a disadvantage in my book because he had to sing "Stars" which has GOT TO BE MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG EVER. The only things that I hate more than that song is all of One Direction and a few Taylor Swift ones. I will listen to ANYTHING except "Stars." Infact, whenever I'm listening to the complete symphonic recording I can sit through "A Heart Full of Love" (barf-fest!!!) but when it comes to "Stars" I ALWAYS speed-drag the thingy until the end so I can hear Gavroche sing. But Gavroche's part of "Stars" wasn't even in the movie version!
Aside from that terrible song, I don't think Russell Crowe was the right singer for that part. He hit all the right notes and stuff, but it just wasn't very powerful and when Hugh Jackman and him were doing "The Confrontation" you couldn't even hear him because Hugh Jackman totally pwned him in that song.

Anne Hathaway....AAAAAAHHH!!!!
"I Dreamed a Dream" moved me to tears! But if you ask me that in person I will deny it. She is terrific. She did the acting perfectly and the part where she was dying and reaching for Cosette was so convincing.
She had some...uh...interesting outfits though. I think she should have pulled her top up a bit when she was singing "I Dreamed a Dream" because that dude that gave her a STD was already gone. But I still loved her in this and I am SO GLAD she was chosen!!!

Amanda Seyfried... meh. I never liked her for some reason. That sounds really mean, but I just don't!!
I don't exceptionally like her character and I think her vibrato has always sounded like a chipmunk. She does a good job though!

OOOH, OOOOOOH! Sacha Baron Cohen. HAAAH! He was totally perfect for his role. I can't really say anything else about it. I think he's good in everything I've seen with him in it. And he indeed can sing, so. YEAH!

That awkward moment when your dad asks you the name of the actress who played Madame Thenardier and you don't know and he asks if you recognize her and you say you think so and he tells you she's in Harry Potter and you're like OMIGOD MME T. IS BELLATRIX!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Helena Carter is amazing! She was such a perfect fit for her role! I KNEW I recognized her in the movie but I couldn't place her. I was looking into her IMDb after my dad told me this and I was actually amazed at how many movies she has been in that I have watched but not known her in! She was seriously in a TON of stuff!
Like Hamlet, Frankenstein, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Wallace and Gromit, Harry Potter of course, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, The King's Speech, AAAAH! I'm definitely a fan of hers now.

I don't know the name of who played Marius, but...HAH!!!! HAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry if you like him, I don't.
Everytime he did a vibrato his head would start to shake up and down.
*cough cough*
My dad and I had fun imitating him in the car on the way home.

The guy who played Enjolras is apparently called Aaron Tveit. And it says here he auditioned for Finn on Glee, Bay. LOL, just a little trivia for you. I'm surprised he didn't get that role because his voice is much more fitted for pop music than Broadway.
His voice was weak. I was proud of him when he finally pushed and was like "the night that ends at laaaaaAAAAAAST!!" And I was like YES FINALLY!!!!! Everything else you've sang has been quiet, dude!

Sam Barks. Need I say more? I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!! Hopefully if you've actually read my blog posts you know I love Sam and she's one of the best singers EVER!!! "On My Own" was another song that made me sad. YOU ROCK SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, bobble-head Marius sang "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables" and that made me cry too, but for a different reason.
"Oh my friend, my friend! What did you, go to that waterfall foooorr...? An empty chair at an empty table...where my friend will go to school....no moooooorrreeee...."
I hate memories!!!!!!!

Oh, I almost forgot Daniel Huttlestone. I looked at his IMDb and APPARENTLY this is the only thing he's ever done. So I wonder how he got in..? He wasn't that...uh...I don't want to offend Gavroche so I'll let you decide an opinion for him.

They re-arranged the order of some of the songs, and I have to admit it made a bit more sense then the musical does. For example, in the beginning the third song is "The Runaway Cart" and instead of Javert seeing Valjean lift the cart and get suspicious but immediately after tell Valjean that someone caught the real Valjean (which never really made sense in the first place), Javert gets suspicious but doesn't say anything. Then it goes to "Lovely Ladies" and "I Dreamed a Dream" and THEN Javert goes to Valjean's office and tells him that he was suspicious but they caught the real Valjean and I'm certain you know how it progresses from there.

One thing I didn't like about it though is that there are two REALLY RANDOM songs that are not in the musical and someone just wrote them and placed them in there randomly. The words are more modern than the rest of them and I found that kinda stupid.

I stood up and clapped at the end except no one else did so I felt kinda awkward. I need BLTEam, they would have done that with me so I wouldn't be as embarrassed.

BUT I LOVED it and my family has been humming around the house. In fact, as I'm typing this, my mom is whistling "Fantine's Death!"
GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T!!! It's definitely worth the 5 bucks.

Monday, December 17, 2012

ASOUE ASOUE AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

ACCCCCCCK!
I AMMMMFREAKINGFREAKING CONFUSED!
AND HAPPY
AND SAD!
I AM MOSTLY CONFUSED THOUGH!
BUT I AM SADDER THAN I AM CONFUSED!

Let me take a deep breath...
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Okay. Let me start over. I have just finished reading the most incredibly fabulously amazing series ever. It has kicked Les Miserables off of my top 5 book list. Bye bye!!!!

And if you have read it, you'd agree. I don't understand how anyone could pick up these books and put them back down.

OOOOHHHMYYYGODDD!
Okay, calm down, calm down...
BUT I CAN'T!!!
I AM EXPERIENCING MORAL TURMOIL!!!

Okay.
I wish I had a nerd brother!!! OH WHY IS LIFE SO HARD??!!?!?!?!?!? OIAEUBDOIEVFOUVEOFUVEFUEVBOUHVBFOUIABVEOUFAVUEFV
These books just make me want to tie my hair up in a ribbon.
Actually, they make me want to get glasses because I already read a lot.

HERE IS A LIST OF QUESTIONS I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO BUT WERE NEVER CONFIRMED AND LEFT ME WONDERING:
  1. So the guy in the picture on the 13th page of the file WAS actually Lemony Snicket?
  2. Olaf is indeed an orphan and his parents were killed by the Baudelaire's parents...?
  3. So how old is Olaf?!!?
  4. So the two J.S that people in the Hotel Denouncement were actually Justice Strauss and Jerome Squalor?
  5. There was no one else hiding in the basement of the hotel sending out messages who also happened to have the initials J.S?
  6. Why did Olaf do that tonsil-hockey to Kit just before she died? I mean, I knew they knew each other, but that just left me grossed out and confused.
  7. WHAT IS THE UNKNOWN AND WHY DID QUIGLEY ISADORA DUNCAN AND FIONA NOT GET ONTO THE RAFT WITH KIT!?!? It would have been really cool to see what Fiona and Isadora did. HAHAHA!
  8. Why do fictional characters always have more interesting lives than I do?
  9. How did the Baudelaires know how to deliver a child...? Just curious... So many things could have gone wrong.
  10. WILL VIOLET FIND QUIGLEY AGAIN?! OR EVEN DUNCAN?! I'M SURE EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After I finished my book, I went upstairs and laid on my bed and thought. The series REALLY is thought provoking. It makes you attempt to comprehend what happens too.

I had to go to a show but when I came back I laid down to go to sleep and I cried for a bit. I don't know why. It seemed like the right thing to do. After 13 books you get acquainted quite well with the characters.

I love how we saw Sunny grow. She started off only knowing how to say "Reedank" and now she talks, walks, and cooks.

I love how we saw Violet mature. Not like physically, but if she was a real person the emotional struggle she went through and defeated is awe-defying. She escaped being married to some guy when she was 14 by using her mind and she saved their lives countless times.

I love how...well, I just love Klaus. I can TOTALLY relate to his character aside from the fact that I'm not a boy (DARN!) and I don't have an older sister. And I don't really have some crazy guy stalking my for my fortune that doesn't exist...actually, I'm hardly like him!!! But I love reading and...yeah. What a lame opposing statement. But I have nerd glasses. So BLTEam power!!! I'm so glad we bought those.

Anyways, I have seen my share of heartbreaking moments, ("I just remembered. It's my 13th birthday. I'm 13 today. I don't want to sound spoiled, but I hoped I'd spend it somewhere else besides this jail cell." and "'When you think of me, think of a food you like very much.' And he raised a hand to his face like he'd been slapped. 'She...left...she's gone!'") and I have cried along with the Baudelaires and I am too depressed that the series is over!

I have been digging into the fanfiction for ASoUE and I have found this GREAT author called MissVioletBaudelaire14 and her stories are hilarious. Unfortunately she's been inactive for a while. I hope she comes back. My favorite one is where the Baudelaires have gone back to land and they live in a mansion and the Quagmires live next door but neither of them know it. And they throw an alarm clock out their window and it hits Klaus on the head and Violet is screaming at everyone because she's on her monthly (again, wish I was a boy!) and Sunny does this really cute thing where she comes up and Violet is in the bathroom puking while an ambulance is coming to pick Klaus up because he has a huge bump on the head from where the alarm clock hit him and Sunny thinks about what she can do to make Klaus feel better so she remembers that when she was little people used to kiss where she got hurt so she goes and kisses Klaus' head bump and she goes "I kiss it and make it better" and I think that's just SSSSSSOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! And Violet comes back when the ambulance gets there and screams to the Quagmires "Don't bother coming to the hospital you hit Klaus' widdle head" and Klaus freaks out because he's the only one who hasn't found out the Quagmires are living next door yet because he's on the floor with his head bump and he's like "Don't use the baby voice to talk about me to the neighbors to make small talk!" So when the three siblings get in the ambulance Klaus asks who the neighbors were and Violet told him they were the Quagmires and Klaus freaks out and is like "I can't face Isadora again! You talked about me in baby talk!" HAHAHA! I love that.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1739750/MissVioletBaudelaire14
That is the page for the awesome writer person and I suggest you read all of her stories. There are incidents with peppermint. ;)
And I just found this and I couldn't help but copy paste because I still hate Fiona.


"Fiona Widdershins was a very volatile girl, which here means she was liable to display rapid changes of emotion, usually for the worst.
Klaus Baudelaire had tried his best to forget her, but despite their escape of the Queequeg, and despite the fire they had helped set at Hotel Denoument and despite the fact that Olaf was now dead, he could not bring himself to forget the girl with the triangle glasses and the obsession with mushrooms.
He was better off not remembering her, after all, what had she done but leave him behind like everyone else? The only people he could depend on were his sisters, they were the only ones who cared that he was alive. Fiona had done nothing but shatter his heart, break it more so than it had already been. He had mourned the loss of his parents, the loss of many people he had learned to love, from Uncle Monty to Kit Snicket to the only friends he and his sisters had- the Quagmires.
And now he mourned the loss of his first love, a mycologist with triangle glasses.
Fiona Widdershins had only kissed him once. One time only. It had been more like a slap. It still stung to remember the moment when she'd chosen to create another schism- a schism in Klaus's heart that was tearing him in two. He couldn't help but love her for who she was, but hate her for choosing to do what she had done.
"How could someone so wonderful do something so horrible?"
The very words he'd told his sisters in shock often reeled over and over in his head until he couldn't take it anymore. He didn't know how or why, but he loved Fiona and it hurt to see her allied with Olaf and his henchmen, no matter what the cause or why the change of mind.
He had forgiven Fiona, Klaus could never hold ill feelings towards someone he loved for so long. After all Kit had told him that Fiona had been desperate to reach him, and that she wanted him to forgive her. But truth came to truth, and the fact was she had still betrayed him.
A few tears fell down Klaus's cheeks. Why was he so focused on helping VFD do good in the world, when nothing in his world seemed to be going right? Klaus didn't mean to sound like a snob, but he hadn't expected his thirteenth birthday would be in a jail cell, he hadn't expected his first kiss to be a kiss reminiscent to Judas's kiss of betrayal, and he hadn't expected to be isolated from the world on an island away from civilization.
Klaus brushed away the tears and stared off into the night sky. His sisters were already asleep. They knew he was upset about Fiona, but no even Violet knew how much it truly tormented him.
Fiona Widdershins tormented him very very much,which here means, Klaus, the middle Baudelaire child, had yet another restless night, dreaming of the girl with the curly black hair and triangle glasses."




I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Hold on...

So I have been told multiple times that the name game won't load it's pictures!!! That really sucks.
But if you wait for the weekend, I'll make you a movie that'll be easier to tell the people from, okay?

Merci beaucoup.
#KLAUSPOWER!!!!

(I'm feeling nerdy. TEEHEE!)
Plus, books are awesome. And this is coming from the introvert who'd rather spend her days with books than with people so IAFBGIOAUWBFOIBWRFIOQY3BOR87GOQGHO8QGHFOI WUQHGFO872 GO8FG2EO8GF 8OWEGFOY8WGE FOGWF

SWOON.


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The name game!

Hello messieurs and madames! Well actually, the quatre mademoiselles who would be reading this. I don't have a very big audience.
J'aime le francais! Je take la classe again and its going tres bien although je don't know that many words yet. But me gusta mucho!
Wait no. That's Spanish. Uhhhhh...
TO MANY LANGUAGES!
Wo soy tres confused...
Haha I am double bilingual! So that's four languages...WOW.
I HATE THINGS THAT ARE FEMININE AND MASCULINE! SEXIST MUCH?!!?!?
Anyways, I was trying to draw this guy I have a crush on. AND YES he's a book character because I have no real man in my life. SOB!
I HATE YOU FIONA! Oh, not you, if your name happens to be Fiona. I was talking to that stupid submarine nerd girl auhfbufbvuyasbvgouyas I'M BETTER FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

Ahem. I had coffee earlier.
So I wanted to draw some people who I think look alike and then have you guess at who they were. As I started to draw my first boy, I ran into a million problems already. I'll just list a few of them.
  1. Why aren't his glasses the same size on both eyes?
  2. Why aren't his eyes looking the same way?
  3. Why is his face too skinny?
  4. Why do his lips look to feminine?
  5. How is it possible I drew his hair THAT bad?
  6. Why don't his clothes look right?
  7. Why is his nose so big?
  8. Why isn't he looking at his book?!
  9. Why is your hair SO HARD?!!?!?!
  10. Why can't you look more like the picture on the cover?!!?!?
  11. How come when I trace your picture on the cover and try to copy it it STILL looks terrible?!!
  12. I'm so sorry I have disgraced your beautiful nerd face. *sob*
  13. Why am I such a failure at drawing book characters who don't really have a proper picture?????
  14. WHY DO YOU NOT WEAR GLASSES IN THE MOVIE?!!?!?!??!
  15. Why do you have to be so tempting to draw?
So you see, those are just a few of the problems I have encountered.
So I thought I'd just post pictures of them here that are professional and have you guess at who they were.
If you get all or some of them correct, you get a prize?
...
I don't really have a prize for you.
But it's fun!
SO LET IT COMMENCE!!

Category 1: The Nerds.
Nerd No. 1
Nerd No. 2
Nerd No. 3




















Category 2: The Intelligent Adults
Adult No. 1
Adult No. 2
Adult No. 3


















Category 3: The Teen Male Protagonist
Protagonist No. 1
Protagonist No.2
Protagonist No. 3






















Category 4: The Protagonist's girlfriend
Girlfriend No. 1
Girlfriend No. 2
Girlfriend No. 3 (Well, kinda...) ;)






















Category 5: The Best Friend
Friend No. 1
Friend No. 2
Friend No. 3

Friday, December 7, 2012

English is ridiculous.

I found this rather funny poem pointing out the flaws of the English language. It was made on the I Hate English site but it makes you think about how English is written sometimes. I personally love English, but I think everyone will get a laugh out of this poem.

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Black Friday Madness

WOW. I was doing some research for a piece I was writing about how coconuts kill more people than sharks do, and I found something amazing. More people get killed in black friday stampedes than by sharks. Actually, only about 5-15 people get killed by sharks every year. 550 get killed on black friday.

R.I.P to you all. </3

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Spreeing. A short post.

I went to the library today, the most sacred place on earth.
And then I saw the Oliver Nocturne books. 5 of them.
AND I GRABBED THEM OF COURSE!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL I'M GOING TO BE DOING TODAY!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

To Mock a Killingbird

*swoons*

Yes, that is how I MUST start off my post.

This book is freaking awesome.

FREAKING AWESOME.

FREAKING AWESOME.

You have seriously got to read this.
It is awesomeeeeee!!!!
We all want someone like Atticus in life.

Or...maybe it's just me.
But this is seriously a book about the triumph of the human spirit.

This was truly brilliant, and it's a great book for young readers because of it's POV.
Of course, there's the 'issue' of the trial and all but it really has a brilliant main plot and intriguing sub-plot.

AND WE ALL LOVE BOO, OF COURSE!



Will you take me home...?

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Ignore.

There's a lot of stuff I could say right now.

I won't.

But I'll just say two things.

1. -$16 trillion.

2. -9.0%

Monday, November 5, 2012

Musical people who kinda remind me of each other














 




The Tell-Tale Heart

I just realized I was supposed to publish this in October.

Oops.

Anyways, here is my "review" on The Tell-Tale Heart by the greatest poet ever, Jehan. I mean...uh...Edgar Allen Poe.
Yeah.

Let me start off by saying: YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS!

Poe creates magic in words itself!
If you are a total bibliophile this is a must read! And while you're at it, read The Raven too!

I love how Poe combines juuuuust the right amount of darkness in his stories.
I love dark stories, and these are just perfect.
If you were to compare them to One Direction, the ratio would be 1000:1.
(And this is on a basis that Science:One Direction would be about 35:1.)
It's just THAT GOOD.
If my friend who is obsessed with the Wrong Direction would read them, she would get annoyed that I still hate them but she'd have to agree EDGAR ALLEN POE IS AWESOME.
Just saying.

Quoth the Raven: There is only One Direction they're going, and that is down.

TEEHEE!
Speaking of TEEHEE, this is totally random but you've got to see these.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Another best story EVER

Once upon a time there was a wizard named Eriky. And he had a sister named Loony Potter. Together they made a school called "Pigwarts." Then Loony sat next to Christine the cyclops maiden.

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" she asked.

"Nico the rock brought me back to life," said Christine the cyclops maiden. Then Nico the rock appeared and yelled, "Where are the toilets?!?! I have explosive diarrhea!!"

Then Nico the rock sniffed and ran into the wall. Loony Potter laughed and accidentally threw her spectra-specs at Nico. Nico farted and yelled, "Can you conjure me a toilet?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!"

Then Bailey Granger appeared and conjured a mini-toilet. Then Eriky asked everyone if they had forgotten about him in song.

"♪ Have you forgotten about me Christine?♪" And Christine the cyclops maiden yelled:

"Stranger danger!" Then Eriky pulled of his mask and the whole room screamed with fear. And Nico the rock screamed like a little girl.

"♪ I thought you had explosive diarrhea?♪" Then everyone jumped like crazed snails. Then Loony hurt her foot.

THE END

Monday, October 29, 2012

This post is specifically for YOU, Bay.

BAAAILEY.
Hi.
So.
Remember the movie we were freaking out about?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower...?
Yeah...?
The one with Emma Watson and her American accent?
That one.
Well.
I went to watch it.
Yesterday.
With my friend who I told you visited me last summer.
Who still likes fairies.
So....
It's PG13.
And I thought:
I'm 13. I can watch it fine.
Right?
Nope.
It was a good movie and all,
but it should not be rated PG13.
Don't see it.
I'm warning you.
I mean, I'm not affected by all that stuff that much
because I've already been exposed to all of it
but that's because of the perv boys at CIS.
So you shouldn't see it.
If the language wasn't bad enough,
they copied EVERY SINGLE TOPIC.
Seriously.
I'm not kidding.
It included:
serious swearing,
drugs,
alcohol,
boy-on-boy,
child abuse,
the death of the protagonist's best friend,
-TOTALLY REMINDED ME OF KYLE. :'(-
and way too much kissing.
So.
It was good.
But not for you.
Preserve your innocent mind.
Kidding.
But seriously,
we'll go see it together again.
When we're at least 16.
Miss you.
It might snow later.
Brrr.
Love,
Your Angel of Music.


<3

Friday, October 26, 2012

Over and OVER and OVER.

I forgot this video.

Any LesMis fans will LOVE this.

I found it, and it's impossible to watch just once.

Let me pinpoint my favorite things for you.

0:44, with Max von Essen as Enjolras.

1:03, with Leonardo Luiz as Enjolras.

And last but definitely not least, 1:22 with Victor Wallace as Enjolras.

Let me know what you think and I just know you're going to crack up!


Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Theatre kid problems

  • When you go rambling on about these guys called Prouvaire, Joly, Lesgles, and Bahorel and your friends don't know who you're talking about.
  • When you tell your friend "Bye bye Bailey" as a reference to "Bye bye Birdie" but they look at you like you're wacko.
  • When you breaking into song over phrases "At the end of the day" "Where is he?" and "I need your shoe to have a child!" gets strange looks from friends.
  • When people make fun of you for carrying the brick around everywhere.
  • When Dancing At The Gym isn't cool anymore.
  • When you point out Captain America's girlfriend has been dead for years and the girls gang up on you.
  • When you point out Enjy has more swag than Louis, Zayn, and Harry combine and the girls gang up on you.
  • When you scream in the hallways "VIVE LE REPUBLIQUE!!!" and the teachers gang up on you.
  • When people tell you Gangnam is more popular than tap.
  • When people tell you Ramin is ugly and you go off on a tangent.
  • When people don't believe you can go that low.
  • Believe it, I'm a freaking tenor-alto.  

Tenor-also swagging.



Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Most hilarious videos on Youtube since the 21st century

We all need a laugh sometimes, right? One of the best ways it to go to Youtube and search for parodies off stuff. My friends and I have found so many HILARIOUS videos. I thought I would share some here, for laughs.
Here are my top ten favorite producers.

10- baracksdubs (They turn Obama's speeches into pop songs.)

9- NarfBiscuits (Most known for Kid History, where the kids tell the story.)

8- Brock'sDub (Friday parody is my favorite.)

7- Tobuscus (They do hilarious LITERAL trailers.)

6- NeilCicierga (They do the Potter Puppet Pals.)

5- nigahiga (He's hilarious. I love the iPod human and Justin Bieber parody.)

4- HISHEdotcom (How it should have ended. Speaks for itself.)

3- barelypolitical (They make the Key of Awesome Parodies.)

2- RhettandLink (Their 'Caption Fails' are accountable for me falling off my chair laughing!)

1- JckSparrow (Better known as the Hillywood Show! These two sisters are the best. Enjoy!)
I hope I've succeeded in making you laugh! If you found other HILARIOUS Youtube creators, be sure to send me a comment or two.

ANGSTY AND ANGRY FANGIRL

I know some of you can relate to this.

The awkward moment when someone tells you Ramin Karimloo is not handome.


And you flip out!

If you can't tell, Bailey, I am writing this just for you! Or your friend. But its payback for all the times you made fun of the man!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrantaire!!!!

I'm proving you all wrong, right now.

Except for my PhantomNeverDies friend who I know adores him as much as I do because you just did a post on him. <3

POH: (proof of handsomeness)
He's still hot.
Me
 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

From the mind of...

Our Dear Little Jehan On Thoughts Of Revolution, Poetry, And Clouds

Have you ever stopped to look at the clouds? They are more important than we think, sometimes. I must confess one of my guilty pleasures is to lie back on the field and stare up at them. I often lose track of time and end up returning home when it is nearly dusk. They look like things and are simply facinating.
Clouds are like poetry. Each work is unique and takes time to form to be brilliant. They can be shaped, but sometimes they should not be tampered with. That is one of the reasons I love being a poet. I let my emotions flow, but they can be hidden sometimes. That is part of my gentle spirit.
I play the flute. Did you know that? Many people overlook the little things I do for the big picture, but that's alright with me. I am a small part of the big picture. Even my friends forget about my sometimes, but I always end up forgiving them, because they always end up being sorry about it. It's not their fault. I am not the most assertive nor memorable member of our group. I could stay mad at them, but it's not in my nature.
However, people think that because I am the 'gentle one,' as some people put it, I have smaller beliefs than others in the revolution. This is not true. I assure you I am quite firm about my beliefs, and while I may get slightly flustered when asked, I will defend them. I have the same amount of determination as the others, but I just do not go around showing it every second.
The one thing, and the one thing only that I cannot deal with is the outcome of lives involving our revolution. I know as well as any that it will harm others. Women and children will get sucked into our revolution unwillingly, and our revolution will likely lead to our deaths. It is not that I mind, though. It is the death of others. They seem to want to hide it from me, but I know we will end up fighting. Causing the death of others. I... I cannot bring myself to do that, but I know I will anyways. It's a sin. An atrocity. As vile as our enemy may be, no one deserves that fate. They do not think that way and they would not hesitate to end my life, but there you have it. My internal conflict.
And what can I do about it? I cannot do anything. Who do I go to? Enjolras would shame me if he knew. Combeferre would be understandably worried. Most of the other Amis would laugh or shrug it off. So here I am. I can lock myself up in my world of poetry and clouds, but I know it will not last. It is the best I can do.