Black Friday Madness

WOW. I was doing some research for a piece I was writing about how coconuts kill more people than sharks do, and I found something amazing. More people get killed in black friday stampedes than by sharks. Actually, only about 5-15 people get killed by sharks every year. 550 get killed on black friday.

R.I.P to you all. </3

Spreeing. A short post.

I went to the library today, the most sacred place on earth.
And then I saw the Oliver Nocturne books. 5 of them.
AND I GRABBED THEM OF COURSE!!!!!!
THAT IS ALL I'M GOING TO BE DOING TODAY!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I TOTALLY LOVE YOU KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Mock a Killingbird

*swoons*

Yes, that is how I MUST start off my post.

This book is freaking awesome.

FREAKING AWESOME.

FREAKING AWESOME.

You have seriously got to read this.
It is awesomeeeeee!!!!
We all want someone like Atticus in life.

Or...maybe it's just me.
But this is seriously a book about the triumph of the human spirit.

This was truly brilliant, and it's a great book for young readers because of it's POV.
Of course, there's the 'issue' of the trial and all but it really has a brilliant main plot and intriguing sub-plot.

AND WE ALL LOVE BOO, OF COURSE!



Will you take me home...?

Ignore.

There's a lot of stuff I could say right now.

I won't.

But I'll just say two things.

1. -$16 trillion.

2. -9.0%

Musical people who kinda remind me of each other

 

The Tell-Tale Heart

I just realized I was supposed to publish this in October.

Oops.

Anyways, here is my "review" on The Tell-Tale Heart by the greatest poet ever, Jehan. I mean...uh...Edgar Allen Poe.
Yeah.

Let me start off by saying: YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS!

Poe creates magic in words itself!
If you are a total bibliophile this is a must read! And while you're at it, read The Raven too!

I love how Poe combines juuuuust the right amount of darkness in his stories.
I love dark stories, and these are just perfect.
If you were to compare them to One Direction, the ratio would be 1000:1.
(And this is on a basis that Science:One Direction would be about 35:1.)
It's just THAT GOOD.
If my friend who is obsessed with the Wrong Direction would read them, she would get annoyed that I still hate them but she'd have to agree EDGAR ALLEN POE IS AWESOME.
Just saying.

Quoth the Raven: There is only One Direction they're going, and that is down.

TEEHEE!
Speaking of TEEHEE, this is totally random but you've got to see these.

Another best story EVER

Once upon a time there was a wizard named Eriky. And he had a sister named Loony Potter. Together they made a school called "Pigwarts." Then Loony sat next to Christine the cyclops maiden.

"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" she asked.

"Nico the rock brought me back to life," said Christine the cyclops maiden. Then Nico the rock appeared and yelled, "Where are the toilets?!?! I have explosive diarrhea!!"

Then Nico the rock sniffed and ran into the wall. Loony Potter laughed and accidentally threw her spectra-specs at Nico. Nico farted and yelled, "Can you conjure me a toilet?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!"

Then Bailey Granger appeared and conjured a mini-toilet. Then Eriky asked everyone if they had forgotten about him in song.

"♪ Have you forgotten about me Christine?♪" And Christine the cyclops maiden yelled:

"Stranger danger!" Then Eriky pulled of his mask and the whole room screamed with fear. And Nico the rock screamed like a little girl.

"♪ I thought you had explosive diarrhea?♪" Then everyone jumped like crazed snails. Then Loony hurt her foot.

THE END