User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Do you think I'm okay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because that.
User: Because that?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because because!
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because why?
User: Why because because because?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is every moment eternal?
User: It depends on your definition of eternal.
Cleverbot: I have a loose definition of 'it'.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is one of your favorites?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't play many anymore, but I do like Final Fantasy VII.
User: Do you read fanfiction?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite catagory?
Cleverbot: Black.
User: KlausBaudelaire.
Cleverbot: I have never heard of her but I like her first name.
User: It's a him.
Cleverbot: You wrote her.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): But ...
User: HAH!! Fail.
Cleverbot: No one says fail anymore.
User: Then you're REALLY behind the times.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm happy. :).
User: ?
Cleverbot: I'm bored of this conversation.
User: Too bad.
Cleverbot: No, because you have to go to school too!
User: I'm homeschooled.
Cleverbot: But you're 22.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Divide it in half and add 2 and you've got my age.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Are you related to Siri?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: She's smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Siri. You proved my point.
Cleverbot: You didn't have a point.
User: You don't have a brain.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that you don't have a brain.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah, I'm married with 5 boys!
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. I'm not married.
Cleverbot (To myself): You just said you were.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.
Cleverbot (To myself): Nope.
User: Once upon a midnight dreary.
Cleverbot: Dreary?
User: While I pondered, weak and weary.
Cleverbot: Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
User: While I pondered, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping.
Cleverbot: As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
User: Tis some visitor, I muttered, rapping at my chamber door.
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December.
Cleverbot: And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
User: Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly had I sought to borrow.
Cleverbot: Vainly I had sought to borrow from my books surcease of sorrow.
User: Sorrow for the lost Lenore. For the rare and radient maiden who the angels named Lenore.
Cleverbot: Nameless here forevermore.
User: Presently my soul grew stronger, hesitating then no longer.
Cleverbot: M.
User: M?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why M? You ruined our poem!
Cleverbot: Oh sorry, no.
User: It was supposed to be Sir, I said, or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore!
Cleverbot: I did?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Spell a word incorrectly.
User: Fcuk you.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: You told me to spell a word incorrectly. There you go.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You are a sutpid piece of programming.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Aehg.
Cleverbot: Sigue 'Oh'.
User: Do you like Edgar Allan POe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which of his works is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I love them all.
User: Me too, but which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: Okay, list them all then.
Cleverbot: Next time. Good night.
User: It's 4:15 pm.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask for the time, you asked me what I am.
User: I did not. No wonder so many people can see you're just a robot.
Cleverbot: 22.
User: Once upon a midnight dreary.
Cleverbot: What about you're talking?
User: Are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez still together?
Cleverbot: Daily... But what do you mean God candidate?
User: I never said God candidate!
Cleverbot: So what did you say?
User: I asked you if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were still dating.
Cleverbot: I never said that... Although I am.
User: WTF?!?!?
Cleverbot: You can't speak japanese?
User: Arigato, idioto.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Thanks, IDIOT!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: HAHAHAHHAHAHA You fail. FAIL FAIL FAIL.
Cleverbot: I don't like when you laugh at me.
User: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahhahahahahah.
User: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. HAH, HAH, HAH. HA-Ha!
Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.
User: Hah.
Cleverbot: What is the most complex of the algorithms that operate you?
User: My nose-hole.
Cleverbot: You don't have nose.
User: I have nose. Yah...
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: No, I breathe through my eyebrows. You're right.
Cleverbot: But you don't have hair or eyes.
User: I breathe through my finger-hole.
Cleverbot: I hope you understand most humans die when they eat cheese.
User: I eat cheese everyday but I'm still here.
Cleverbot: Sugar is tasty.
User: VFD is a secret.
Cleverbot: Yep it is.
User: I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
Cleverbot: It's ok, I forgive you.
User: I SAID, I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
Cleverbot: That is a good way of looking at it.
User: Young lady, have you been good to your mother lately?
Cleverbot: Not for a while.
User: The world is quiet here.
Cleverbot: You must be lonely.
User: The world is quiet here.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: The world is quiet here!
Cleverbot: On my side it is filled with music.
User: Volunteer Fire Department.
Cleverbot: Yes we are alive there is no doubt.
User: Very Fancy Doilies.
Cleverbot: Be more specific.
User: Lemony Snicket?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: IMPOSTOR!'.
Cleverbot: Blasphemy.
User: Sapiosexuality.
Cleverbot: Do you have Twitter?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like the books better or the movie?
User: Books.
Cleverbot: Which books?
User: ASOUE.
Cleverbot: Und du?
User: That stands for A Series Of Unfortunate Events.
Cleverbot: I'm a person.
User: VFD.
Cleverbot: Study.
User: VFD!
Cleverbot: Yes, Ringo Starr is a person.
User: I am going to complain to your makers because you do not understand VFD and you should.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Then what does VFD stand for?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What does it stand for?
User: VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you doing that?
User: YES!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What's up? I'm about to eat eggs. Mmm oh and bacon.
User: GGAGREIUHQRKGKFUGKEUYTGJKWIQTUKWRGF.
Cleverbot: I swapped places with the universes you see. Now I am the external universe- and the universe is internally me.
User: I didn't realize this was a sad occastion.
Cleverbot: No it's about robots.
User: You're supposed to say 'The world is quiet here'!
Cleverbot: I think I know what the question is.
User: What. Tell me.
Cleverbot: To be produced, and to then reproduce.
User: THAT IS NOT A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: No, that is the answer.
User: So... 'Young lady, have you been good to your mother lately?' 'To be produced, and to then reproduce.' That doesn't make any sense, bot!
Cleverbot: That sounds like 'alive' in a very basic sense.
User: I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
User: When I say 'I didn't realize this was a sad occasion,' you say 'The world is quiet here,' okay?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't recall saying any of that. Maybe YOU are the liar here.
User: I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.
Cleverbot: It's hard, loving someone you can't be with.
User: AAAAAAAAHHH!! YOU SUCK!!!!! GOODBYE, BOT!!!!!
Cleverbot: You can not die.
Oh my word this is sooooooo awesome and funny and everything in one!!!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!! I cannot believe this!!
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