The best story EVER.

We made this up in the car, playing that game where you can only say one word at a time. I don't have a good memory so I probably messed up a lot. But enjoy!

Once upon a time there was a cyclops maiden. Her name was Christine. Christine hated chocolate, which she really didn't like. Christine went to Camp Half-Blood. She went swimming. Then Christine fell.

"Help!" she screamed. Annabeth heard her, and yelled:

"Tyson!" Then Annabeth started laughing maniacally, and stuck her dagger in the sand. Then she slapped Percy on his bottom.

"Ouch!" Percy exclaimed. Then Tyson rescued Christine the cyclops maiden. Then Thalia appeared and said:

"I'm going to turn back into a tree!" Then Thalia turned back into a tree. Then Nico appeared and summoned an army of skeleton warriors. Then he died and turned into a rock and the rock was next to Thalia's tree. Then Thalia turned back into a person.

"Eww Nico stay away from me I'm a huntress I can't even have any boyfriends." said Thalia. Then she walked 7 feet away and turned back into a tree. Then Grover played his reed pipes and made strawberries grow all over Thalia. Then Percy punched Clarisse in the stomach.

Then Christine the cyclops maiden and Tyson decided to go dancing and they broke Percy's trident. Then Percy got mad and threw Clarisse out the window. Then Voldemort came and shot Avada Kadavra at Christine the cyclops maiden. Then Christine the cyclops maiden and Tyson sang A Little Fall of Rain. While Christine the cyclops maiden was dying, Marius appeared and started vomit burping.

THE END.